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Well, i finally made this live journal....ok..... now what? Y do we write these things i don't get it. its funny how they alwayz tell you how you won't get spammed and then they start spamming you right away....then you get porn in your mail......then you get ads from people who want to help you enlarge your dick......i don't get it, i like mine the way it is....and how do they know i'm male? i could be a girl...well...i'm not ,but my girlfriend gets penis enlargment spam too....and well....i know she ain't got one...oh well.....i'm bored....counterstrike is boring..... so is typing random things on this computer....it isn't even mine....oh well...n e wayz.....how do i find everyone....i guess if your reading this you found me....damn.....i don't really get it...we write a journal...(usually personal) so that everyone that we know...and don't know could theoretically read it...and if these servers die or something its lost forever.....oh well, its not like i have anything better to do right now..... i'm so bored.....i think it would be more interesting to go outside and sit in the middle of the road and watch cars go around me.... thats fun.... hehe.. well...so are most things til you die....that would suck...then i couldn't be bored anymore... or do stupid things to kill my boredness..... Have you ever wondered y you can be bored and have some one hit you over the head with the same board....i hate the english language...its really confusing....the same word is spelled differently...said the same, and mean different things.....or all those exceptions that they made up for the way we talk...i don't understand it....i think the person that made up this language had their head up their ass,and another thing, whats with these gender things....i said that so i don't offend the females....whats the big deal if i say "guy"... i don't get it.... and how girls want their freedom so they wear less clothes.... i dont' get it..... we wanted you too anywayz.., oh well...... like i said i'm boring, i feel sorry for you for reading this..... do you have nothing better to do? I have nothing better to do than to write this but your actually reading this? Well....at least i know i'm not alone in my boredom... now that your reading this....want a tip? Don't piss on the electric fence....have you actually though of what would happen if you did that? You'd be walking along some random electric fence and you gotta piss really bad...and the bathrooms are on the otherside of the fence...so you get mad at the fence...and just to spite it you pull out your wang (sorry gals, its easier to describe this then the squatting thing) and let loose...thinking of being relieved.....just as you realize that you've just sent way too much voltage through your now over barbequed pet....., and yourself... you go in thinking of the relief of losing a few pounds and then,well, you get a big supprise....that would really hurt...kinda like the guy that thought of a great sex toy, he heard in a magazine that if you plug a battery into a cow heart it will pulsate...then i guess your supposed to well....have at it, so this genious took one and plugged it into the wall, and stuck his pecker into the heart of pain... that sounds like a good name for it....and then electrocutes himself in an attempt to dock with a dead animals heart...and then i guess he starts a fire and burns down his parents house..... he gets a darwin award for his stupidity.....but just think......if he would have lived.....that would suck...what would you tell your parents when they got home...or better yet when they visited you in the hospital.... " well ya see i heard in this magazine......" that wouldn't fly with most parents... man...this guy probably made bobbit feel really lucky.... and what would they say at the funeral....well, he .....died happy? That would be interesting... its amazing what people will do to immitate sex hehe, there was a girl that was supposedly on the counter while herparents weren't home and she was playing with a broomstick...never thought you could kill yourself with a broom stick but she fell off the counter and proved me wrong.....thats the way to make a shish kabob....n e wayz i'll spare you people and move to a pc topic...since i know i will be chastised by the poor souls that read this..... i htink i've ranted long enough, lets see if i can make it too long....well...hmmm... i should probably go talk to my girlfriend...ya know its not a good sign when i've had 2 parents....right in front of me....ask her either y is she with me or how does she tolerate me...one was one of my parents, and the other was my best friends mom..... i didn't think i was that bad....gosh.... oh well, this is before i realized that i'm extremely loud and obnoxious....oh well, ya can manage.... you obviously like me or are bored out of your mind if your reading this.....i really hope no one gets this far..... i didn't think i would write this far, but if someone is actually reading this i would be scared. Speaking of scary tim is here to play the bass....everyone seems to want to play it now, ITS MY INSTRUMENT!!!! Oh well, i suck at it anywayz, maybe i should practice... oh well, its a lost cause, i don't have an amp anywayz, and i dont' have money to buy one, i wish i wasn't broke, i have no clue where the money goes, i have $150 in my bank account and i work 15 hours a day!!! what the hell is that, this world sucks, and to make matters worse i am a janitor, yes, i am one of the army of lowly scum that totes around a yellow can armed with a bottle of Workout, the heavy duty cleaner, and a toilet brush, cuz you'll never know when you'll need one, ya know, you would think that i'd find a better job, but i've just gotten so lazy. When you get used to doing crap like that or people looking at you and laughing you know your at the bottom of the food chain, i love that feeling... oh well, i got used to it young, now i can tollerate it, i actually don't mind my job, we don't alwayz do that much, not like ryan, he leaves campus while on the clock, and he has a deskjob, ryan, i'm sorry, but you are the worst worker i've ever met, i would never hire you but your kewl :) hehe ....you know your desperate when you looking at pics of other peoples wow groups, it isn't me but tim and ryan are admiring them hehe, that was a year ago....uuuhhhh....get over it... ohwell, i'm sorry ryan and tim, i'll stop being mean, but i'm bored..... really bored.....ooohhh, i want to watch a movie...need to be funny, i'm in a good mood, i need to laugh, or lets go get stuck in the sand at pismo,i want to take my camaro out there, that would be fun....i would get stuck or plant my front enda few feet under the sand but it would be fun til i incured a few hunderd dollars of dammages, of which i dont' have, that is alwyz fun, its great, my car runs fine til i have no money then it dies, i figure that all i have to do is keep money in my account and my car will run fine...or completely die....i don't think i'll ever have 5 grand saved up hehe, oh well, i like being broke... you know your poor when you go the swapmeet and then later you don't do anything but call everyone up to tell them about all of the deals you got...i was bragging about getting a file set...how sad is that.....the funny thing is that if theyre selling it theres usually something wrong with it, my 80 dollar collectors edition of lord of the rings that i got for 3 dollars has a section missing thats about 30pages long, and it starts right at an importing foreshadowing part of the book, GRRRR, then another 30 pages later the same section repeats...they just put the wrong leaflet in the book, i've never seen a book like that, but it really irked me, i had been reading that thing for a few days straight, i stopped doing everything.... this is why i haven't started reading the simerilion, i'll do the same thing, i actually like reading but i alwayz have better things to do.....uuuhh...welll...some including myself could argue against that especially since i'm writing all of this, but either way when i start i can't stop reading...i just can't put it down until my eyes are burning or someone yells at me for obsessing...... i really should go soon, i've been typing for way too long.....well... i'm sorry if i wasted your time just as i have sucessfully wasted my own time....grrr this keyboard keeps sticking...ryan sounds like he is having an orgasm...he found a really cool website...somehow i don't want to see whats on it........ick.....its the webdesign hes admiring.......i'm a gear head......my extent of computers is *ug ug, circuitborard ug ug* oh well.....ok, its not that bad but i'm no CSC for good reason...with my reasoning the programs would never run....logic huh? i dont know how to use that stuff, oh well, its more fun that way...especially when someone is explaining something to you and you have no clue, i love it when that happens,i get it alot....oh well, i've been wondering how i got into calpoly, i think someone needed to go to lunch so they stamped the next 10 applicationswith accepted. hehe, i think thats what they do in the ag department, there are so many dumb farmboys at this school......"durrr.....beer is good, hehe, big trucks are cool......so are big ugly boots and big ugly hats...its funny, the hats are huge, the trucks are huge, the boots are huge, and then theres the pants, theyre a few sizes too small, and alwayz wrangler...they should outlaw them....the law should say that " under penal code 123:456M Men are hereby prohibited to wear pants that are tight enough so that others might be able to tell if you are circumcized" i mean comeon, if we can see your wang clearly, then your gonna get jumped by a big asshole fiend, or by someone who DOESN'T WANT TO SEE YOUR DIRTY MEAT!!!! oh well, there are alot of things that society should ban. But we won't go there because my hands are getting tired of typing, and i need to go call my girlfriend,i haven't talked to her since lastnight, i miss her :( ok its decided i'm going, cya :) and i'm sorry if you read this, please don't kill me for ranting.... i'm bored after all and i'm allowed to rant... and if your bored this is up here so that you can read it...hey, thats what this is for, when your bored you can read about other peoples boredness or write your own boredness,i finally got it, and it only took me a few hundred words to figure it out, hehe, see i can reason things out, it just takes me a while :) woohoo :) ok well, i'll cya later :) have fun, and don't be bored like me